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The latest UW ironies and conundrums
By Malamute, Posted 14 April 2005
The latest set of ironies and conundrums surrounding the UW
football program involves some interesting characters: Tyrone Willingham, Lorenzo Romar,
Rick Neuheisel, Nate Robinson, Carl Bonnell, Brian Tawney, and Casey Paus. So what do Ty,
Lo, Neu, and Nate have in common? Are Bonnell and Tawney related or am I just daft?
Will the real Casey Paus please stand up.
The latest news from Montlake has coach Tyrone Willingham throwing
passes to head basketball coach Lorenzo Romar in an effort to film a TV
commercial aimed at selling more season tickets for Husky football. Forgive Romar
for muffing a few passes since a football isn’t shaped like a basketball. The
3-D shape of a football has been likened to an ellipsoid and a prolate
spheroid, while a basketball is simply a sphere.
Ironically, successes on the basketball court are now propping
up declining football revenues via TV commercials, and Romar, who is doing the most of the
heavy lifting, owes much of his success to the 2002 football program which gave
a scholarship to Nate Robinson to play football. The Huskies’ hoopsters never
would have made it to the Sweet Sixteen without Robinson this year.
And Robinson arguably would have never enrolled at the UW
without Rick Neuheisel, who recruited him. Yet, the fallout from Neuheisel’s
gambling foray is blamed as much as any other reason for the collapse of the
football program, which went 1-10 in 2004. And that collapse is most likely the
reason for the downturn in season ticket sales for 2005. Also, subtract from the
UW coffers the $3.7 million that Neuheisel's lawsuit cost, which includes
estimated legal fees, and the $800 thousand, as reported by the media, that
former coach Keith Gilberston's buyout cost.
So, Robinson, who played cornerback on the football team in
2002, arguably saves a sagging basketball program, which is put on NCAA
probation for two years, starting February 10, 2003, a year after Robinson signs
his letter of intent to play football. And now the residuals from Robinson’s
magical days on the hardwood are being used to reshape a sagging football
program and, in effect, are attempting to turn a sphere into an ellipsoid.
It’s no wonder people call Robinson, “Nate the Great.”
In my last article, “Paus-A versus Paus-B,” I originally posted
a photo of walk-on linebacker Brian Tawney and misidentified him as Carl Bonnell.
One of my readers caught the error and e-mailed me of that fact. The day I
photographed Tawney (Picture Day 2003), he was wearing a jersey with an 11 on it,
the same number that Bonnell wears. Like Bonnell, Tawney has short, blonde hair. Yet, Dawgman’s roster
for 2003 lists Tawney as number 45. On that same roster, cornerback Chris
Hemphill wears number 11, along with Bonnell. I know Hemphill, since I've
met him in person.
Help, someone, help!
Will the real Casey Paus
stand up. In my article, "Paus-A versus Paus-B," I
pointed out that Paus carries two different sets of statistics, one in which his
pass efficiency (PE) is 101.23 and the other where his PE is 59.08. In the two
comparison periods, Paus threw about the same number of passes.
In the Huskies' first 5 games in 2004, Paus completed 54
out of 116 passes for 661 yards, with 3 touchdowns and 3 interceptions. His PE
was 97.78 at that point, as contrasted with his final PE of 81.2. Adding his
2003 stats to the stats from the first 5 games of 2004 gives him a rating of 101.23,
this over the course
of 11 games (6 in 2003 and the first 5 in 2004).
In his last 6 games of 2004, Paus's PE was 59.08. During
those 6 games, he passed for 2 touchdowns and surrendered 14 picks. He completed
62 of 158 passes (39.24%) for 628 yards.
Although the photo I took of Paus in August 2004 seems more
determined than the kid I photographed three years earlier, which of the two
photos represents Casey Paus, version A, the one with the higher PE?
Table 1. Casey Paus' stats: 11 games (6 games of 2003 plus
first 5 games 2004) versus the last 6 games of 2004.
Casey Paus, Picture Day 2001
Casey Paus, Picture Day 2004
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