Husky Vista goes on SaleMalamute, 1 February 2007
The key for the 2007 Husky offense is to score more
points than it was able to do in each of the last two seasons under the old
XP (extra point) model. Fans have waited five years for this revolution in
design and are looking forward to this new window of opportunity, called
“Now we have an offense primed for putting a gaggle of
points on the board, which should mean more revenues for the franchise,” AD
Todd Gates says.
Towards this goal, Coach Tyrone Ballmer has developed
an offensive line that has a great deal of depth and overall experience,
complimented by a stable of swift, powerful duo-core running backs, who can
be shuttled in and out of the game with hyper-threading substitution.
“In effect, we will have four running backs executing
simultaneously,” Coach Ballmer says.
The Vista quarterback situation is solid, with a corps
of experienced airmen (call them Aero) ready to lead an offensive charge –
surprising even the most pessimistic of fans -- into the conference battles.
The charges under center are tall and unassailable, all having the
ruggedness needed for leading the multi-dimensional Vista offense.
The three-dimensional Aero-look-and-feel is built into
the premium version of the offense, but not in the basic version, which is
only two dimensional.
It’s up to each fan to buy into which offense he or she
prefers, thus sharing duties with Husky Vista’s offensive coordinator.
Last season, Washington XP led 45 other Division IA
schools in total offense, and 43 others in scoring offense. (*)
Built on this solid XP platform, the Huskies’ offensive
juggernaut should light up the scoreboard in 2007.
The defense has been hardened in Husky Vista against a
range of varied attacks, using the defensive concept of least privilege,
i.e., you can’t do more than defensive coordinator Kernel Kent allows.
“Hackers can’t seduce your Explorer into corrupting your real REGGIEstry,”
he says, remembering the sports agencies and Reggie Bush.
It’s up to each fan to buy into whatever defense he or
she prefers, sharing the defensive duties with Kernel Kent. “The more
privilege you want, the greater the chance there is for a defensive
breakdown,” the Kernel warns.
“If your team or platform runs with administrator
privileges, expect some security problems, even some losses” the Kernel
By fiat, for the PTB, every
defensive issue and attendant loss disappears in this new Husky Vista or
paradigm (such as in “do you have a pair-of-dime (paradigm) for a cup of
coffee?” as they said
in the Great Depression).
“Blame the losses and defensive issues on the greedy
fans that have abused their privilege,” Kernel Kent says, deflecting the
responsibility away from Husky Vista. “By definition, Vista’s defensive
model is secure.”
Foes running in user state will need to gain
administrative privileges to demonstrate a defensive breakdown when hacking
away at the Vista defense, ironically, in effect, sharing that
responsibility with the Husky coaches.
“Be sure and upgrade your tickets, using the
Plan,” AD Gates says. “As Elvis once said, ‘you can’t have enough gigs.’”
As coach Ballmer says, “You can’t have enough Gates, as
in the BILL-ions and/or Booleans.”
As Kernel Kent says, “Although the concept of an LP
defense has been around since 1974, we have been quick to adopt it with this
new Husky Vista.”
Running Husky Vista with duo-core running backs means
a more powerful, speedy offense. Running Husky Vista with Aero means a more
entertaining game-day experience. Running Husky Vista with least-privilege
means a stronger defense. It’s up to the fans to buy into the winning season
Husky Vista models range from 9 to 13 wins for 2007.
For example, Husky fan Kim Grinolds of dawgman.com has bought the 9-win
In a Word, with the new 2007 Outlook and Access for
fans, the Huskies should Excel, a POWER-full POINT, indeed, when compared to
Warranties on all models expire at
midnight, August 31, 2007, when the virtual environment is set to real and
the coaches and AD morph back into themselves: Tyrone Willingham, Kent Baer,
and Todd Turner.
The Huskies don't need a Vista model
to win. The old-fashioned model worked just as well. Call that smash-mouth Husky
Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, or to
real computer platforms, living or dying, is virtually coincidental.
(*) Out of 119 Division IA teams