This is Officer Lee Groinman.
in general, ya’ know, for the past week or there abouts has been pretty darn
good! I’m a’ startin’ to think that maybe those dark shadow days are slippin’
away like the sunset on a Halloween Eve.
I’m sittin’ here in my bunker, the basement of
my cottage here in the sticks. I found a load of peach wood, three years
aged. Paid not a dime for it, I torched up a fire in the ol’ used Avalon
wood stove, the bunker now radiates in this essence of a Peach-wood type
glow. My Alaskan Malamute pups, Eli and Elsie are rompin’ around in the O.K.
Elsie seems to be somewhat, well some might
call it “horny” but for the polite folks on this board, let’s just say Elsie
is in a, “interested state-of-mind”.
Dang, spent all those bucks on gettin’ that
girl fixed and all, never did show her the damn receipt. That just could
‘splain a thing or two.
It’s really amazing to watch the communication
that Man and Malamute can form in just a few short years...
Eli, my male Malamute is screamin’ at me thru
the daylight basement windows,
“Dad! Cant ya’ just put a saddle on me, teach
Elsie to ride like normal? Her toe-nails are sharp as picks, and she does
more than scratch if you know what I mean!!”
My wife Gloria now enters my bunker, I’m
watchin’ Fox NW, while readin’ the bitch board at Dawgman.com.
“Lee, you just go ahead and finish what you’re
doing. I’ll just put on something more comfortable and I’ll go ahead and fix
you your favorite dinner...
Wet Meat sandwiches with salad and the tangy
but creamy dressing?”
“Lee, is your beverage cold enough? I could
fetch you a fresh one? And what is YOUR
dog ELSIE DOING!!”
“And where did
Yup, Dawg fans, these are the
DAWG DAYS of
Unless, of course, you find your sorry and
limp old ass is livin’ in King County...
In the Animal Kingdom, the weak and slow get
picked off by the stronger and faster...
In King County, the weak and slow get into
political office or just spew their nega-energy forces onto the Dawgman.com
After last week’s convincing
BIG “W” AT STANFORD!! Groinman
here, just might have thought that a truce in the “hate-speech” just might
take hold for a day or two...
Now, I know I tried to light a fire under
Baer’s bare butt last week, and our “D” gave up nine points...
I can live with nine points and a nice win...
But I don’t live in King County...
What is it about King County?
For the past week my Sergeants and Corporals
at the County slammer have had their panties and garter’s all tied into
knots over the upcoming inspection of our facilities by the...
OH MY GAWD ALMIGHTY!
“THE KING COUNTY COUNCIL!!”
I’ve had a house full of
residents workin’ their tails
off to satisfy these “holier-than-thou” pompous butts from King County!!
Have they smelled their own
No sir, they live in
I don’t mean to paint all of King County with
an evil brush, but it do smell like there’s a cancer there a-brewin’ and the
stench is blowin’ from the arm-pit of King County. If you get my drift...
Maybe if the Dawgman message boards had a
live in King County, how about you!
live in King County, so who else matters?
Race Bannon said it, that settle’s it, good enough for me...
Race Bannon said it. Race sucks, how about you??
Dick Baird said it. I’m really not sure. I don’t know Dick....
may live on the county line. Who wants to know? Did we win?
Just fire the bastards. Has anybody seen my keys?
There, I think we all have
purged ourselves now. We can
continue to talk about how we hate Willingham, hate Baer, hate Bush,
identify with conspiracy theories, or whatever, but can we just set it all
aside for the next month and get on a roll here?
Good Dawg Almighty. This week is Oregon State!
For years now, I’ve told you that my wife Gloria is a Beaver. I’ve had to
put up with all things beaver this week! I’m used to her old standards, the
Ginger Bread cookies in the shape of a beaver, the jell-o mold in the shape
of Bucky the Beaver, but last night did in the deal....
Meat Loaf...in the shape of beaver...
But how I do digress...and pass the ketchup...
Last week we won good against the trees. Did
it fell good or what? Or did that sweet smell of victory put a dent in some
of your agendas?
As Taft might ask,
Take a moment from your precious “King County”
life and think about it...
Running the table now is the deal. It’s no
What could have been is over.
What can be is coming...
Let’s let ‘er rip...
DO YOU HEAR ME!!
Groinman’s tip of the week: I have friends who
live in King County. There are some good folks there, good fans. That being
said, I’m going with the Super Nachos with a double layer of jalapenos with
hot salsa...My pups favorite