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This is Officer Lee Groinman, That’s Right, Washington’s Most Disgusted Cop…

And what we got here is downright disgusting…

Good Dawg Almighty, I feel bad. Got me one of those flu shots yesterday then capped it off with a bowl of clam chowder, that just might not be a good combonation there folks…

Ya’ know I can’t hardly remember how many times I’ve said things to the effect of how it’s not the losing that really bothers me, although it do…It’s how you go about that losing that really bothers me. ..

Ya’ know, it’s like these last two losses felt more like three losses, make that four. There’s enough turnovers for four games anyway. Maybe it’s not the flu shot and chowder, just the losses and turnovers…

Why against those ducks and Trojans those Dawgs turned the ball over NINE times with a blocked punt for touchdown thrown in to boot. Pun intended... And it’s not just the turnovers, it’s the where of the turnovers, and it’s just not the where of the turnover, it’s the why…

Price running the option from inside the five yard line…Option? Option this…

Why not bring in Derrick Brown if you want another option? The guy’s a load who can run, not like Price who resembles a point guard in b-ball…

Now I’m not down on Price, but let’s face it folks, the guy has got a bad case of the yips…It’s not like we need to save Brown for anything, he needs the reps too.

Maybe they just needs a good bowl of chowder…

Good Dawg Almighty, could you just hear the melt down if Sark had called Brown’s number and Brown had fumbled on that option inside the five against SC?

That’s what makes livin’ with us lunies so much fun.  Nuthin’ better than being around a bunch of guys like us…

Seriously folks, Sark needs to get out of his tunnel vision, he seems stuck in low gear. I don’t want to see the Dawgs open up their game plan against these Arizona Wildcats with a sideline pass out in the flat for a gain of one. Seen it already…enough.

You saw Oregon run a play or two last night with two quarterbacks in the back field, and of course it worked big time…Step it up Sark, time to think outside the box just a bit. Never thought I’d say that running the ball out of the ‘Power- I’ formation would be thought of as ‘thinkin’ outside the box’, but there you have it folks..

Speakin’ of Oregon.. I’m thinkin’ it’s time the football Gods start to get even with that Oregon. I mean the Arizona Wildcats had the ball against those ducks SIX times in the red zone and came away with a total production of ZERO points. That’s right, zero…Those ducks needed to break in a new quarterback so their first 5 out of 6 games are at home. Us Dawgs go down to Autzen and promptly lay the ball down a half a dozen times or whatever, complete with the drops from those receivers…

Then the ducks travel down to Sun Devil Stadium for a perceived tough road game. Now the ASU Sun Devils had a defensive game plan alright. The Devils got this manster by the name of Will Sutton, a junior defensive tackle who loves to be a disruptive force, like our Emtman once was. The Devil defensive game plan centered on this Will Sutton. Now on the second play from scrimmage Sutton blasts through the Duck O-line and creates a turnover which the Devils converted for a quick TD on the very next play. Now Sutton of course had blown out his knee on the turnover and was lost for the rest of the game. The Devil defensive game plan just got tossed out the window…on the second play from scrimmage…

These things just come naturally for the ducks…

I wouldn’t worry  much about Will Sutton. I’m sure he’ll be healed up and haired over just in time for when the Devils come to Huskyville…

Did ya’ see duck coach Chip Kelley’s interview before kick-off? It was a ‘black-out’ game in Sun Devil Stadium, just like the Dawgs used to beat Stanford…So there’s the Chipster Kelley decked out in black. When asked about his black get-up by the blonde on the sideline, the Chip replied;

“I like to play by the rules…

Then he smirked and ran off…

We’ll see, the clock is ticking…I have another prediction on the NCAA and the ducks.

I predict that nothing will happen this week…

The ducks will be Bowl eligible this year, then the hammer comes down. The question is when will the ‘letter’ come down…January, December? After letter of Intent Day? Nah, before LOI Day…

The Dawgs in Arizona. A road game against the Wildcats. Keith Price has won one game on the road, one game…And he’s got the yips…Arizona has lost its ‘Desert Swarm’ defense of years ago. Is this just what the Doctor ordered for the Husky anemic offense? Will Ben Riva play, giving the much-maligned Husky O-line a shot in the arm?

Will Sark be able to think outside the box? Will the Huskies find their ‘Big-Boy Pants’? BTW Sark, Goodwill has a buy-one-get-one free sale…

Yup, all of this and more, otherwise our clock is the one that’s ticking…

GRUMBLINGS; Speakin’ of pants, no white ones please, same for those helmets…

GO DAWGS!!

 

 

 

Lee Groinman can be reached at malamute@4malamute.com

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