This is Officer Lee Groinman…That’s Right, Washington’s Most Bewildered Cop…

The Shortest Groinman Story Ever….Spooky.

I figured what the hell, ‘bewildered’ wouldn’t be too offensive to the Seattle crowd…

And it’s Halloween, I’m going dressed in purple, a trend setter…cutting edge, that’s me…

So if we lose this game against the freakin’ Wildcats, the season is over, just some ‘moral’ victories left over for the feel good crowd…

I’m not feelin’ so good…

We should have beat Boise State, a last minute blown field goal in the wind at Boise…a 200 dollar bet, down the crapper…lost my Harley keys too…the key deal was just over the top…Omens?

The five turnover game against the luckiest team in the country, Cal…

The holding calls, dropped passes, and bubble screens against the ducks…and their miracle third down plays, about three of them...

The inevitable loss to Stanford with a third string quarterback starter…

More bubble screens…

So here we are folks, nearing the November of this 2015 football season. We still have as many questions as answers. Maybe even more. The starting quarterback, still an unknown for Saturday night’s battle with the wildcat. Jake Browning, the injured pure frosh, K.J. Carta-Samuels, the fill-in for the injured Jake, or Jeff Lindquist, the guy I thought would be starting all along, but no. Got caught up doing my own thinkin’… once again…

I gotta tell ya’ this folks. If I was that Jeff Lindquist, I’d be ponderin’ over my lutefisk…If there was ever a game where we could use a guy like Jeff it would certainly be tonight, all 6’3” and 245 pounds of him. I think he likes the 35 mph winds and sideways rain too.

But just doin’ my own thinking, kinda’ like that Jonathan Smith, Husky offensive coordinator….Spooky….

Hey, here’s a thought…why don’t we all come to tonight’s Halloween game dressed up like Jonathon Smith?? Now that would take some stones! Spooky…

Now it’s Arizona. Another night game. The Husky faithful has been tested, the weather might not be very happy, the ‘Zone’ might not be so fun…What’s a Husky fan to do?

And I still haven’t got over last year’s Arizona game…Run the ball!! Give it to Deontae Cooper!!

Yup, what’s a Dawg fan to do??

Show up in Purple, be on time, and make some noise, boycott the ‘Zone’….

Be like Groinman…they rarely search for flasks…

Not that I would ever do that flask thing, it’s against stadium policy. But the ‘Zone’ is against fandom…

That’s right…

The season is in the balance, weather be damned, let’s shove the weather down the ‘Cat’s throat…

Give the ‘Wildcats’ a bath…Cat’s hate baths…drop a cat in a toilet, slam the lid, flush…

Repeat…

Job done…

Oh, just a hint, somebody in Hawaii may be watching…

May Rich Rod give us a sideline side show…

Now that there is entertainment folks. That alone is worth the price of admission…

Be there…

Here it is, one AM Saturday morning…the game is in 15 hours, I should be in bed, but you can sleep when you’re dead. What the heck, this is why Larry Scott invented night games, what the hell, there’s only twelve of those silly football games…Long live women’s tennis…kiss the cash cow…

Now for some Stevie Ray Vaugh…

“Couldn’t Stand The Weather…”

We’ll like it just fine come sundown…

As we turn the clocks back on the ‘Cat’s….

And we “Start Again!!!”

Come on…It’s a nice night….

For a Dawg Win!!”                                                                                 

DAWGS DAWGS DAWGS!!!

Now wait, hold the phone! It’s now SUNUP! What the hell happened?? Spooky…

The darkened morning sky has a radiant rainbow right thru the middle of the Cascade mountain range, spooky…There is no rainbow to the east, and the clouds are pure black, perfect for Tailgater’s Sod-Bustin’ cougs and the colorful cardinals tonight in Pullmania. It would be fun to watch that game, but there is no place I’d rather be than Husky Stadium. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMAo0m4E4Lc

Spooky…

BRING IT ON!! ALL OF IT!!

GO DAWGS!!

Here’s a little treat for ya’…skip the ad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMAo0m4E4Lc

Halloween candy can come later…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lee Groinman  can be reached at malamute@4malamute.com

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