Officer Lee Groinman…That’s Right, Washington’s Most Bewildered Cop…
Groinman Story Ever….Spooky.
I figured what the hell, ‘bewildered’ wouldn’t be too
offensive to the Seattle crowd…
And it’s Halloween, I’m going dressed in purple, a
trend setter…cutting edge, that’s me…
So if we lose this game against the freakin’
Wildcats, the season is over, just some ‘moral’ victories left over for the
feel good crowd…
I’m not feelin’ so good…
We should have beat Boise State, a last minute blown
field goal in the wind at Boise…a 200 dollar bet, down the crapper…lost my
Harley keys too…the key deal was just over the top…Omens?
The five turnover game against the luckiest team in
the country, Cal…
The holding calls, dropped passes, and bubble screens
against the ducks…and their miracle third down plays, about three of them...
The inevitable loss to Stanford with a third string
More bubble screens…
So here we are folks, nearing the November of this
2015 football season. We still have as many questions as answers. Maybe even
more. The starting quarterback, still an unknown for Saturday night’s battle
with the wildcat. Jake Browning, the injured pure frosh, K.J. Carta-Samuels,
the fill-in for the injured Jake, or Jeff Lindquist, the guy I thought would
be starting all along, but no. Got caught up doing my own thinkin’… once
I gotta tell ya’ this folks. If I was that Jeff
Lindquist, I’d be ponderin’ over my lutefisk…If there was ever a game where
we could use a guy like Jeff it would certainly be tonight, all 6’3” and 245
pounds of him. I think he likes the 35 mph winds and sideways rain too.
But just doin’ my own thinking, kinda’ like that
Jonathan Smith, Husky offensive coordinator….Spooky….
Hey, here’s a thought…why don’t we all come to
tonight’s Halloween game dressed up like Jonathon Smith?? Now that would
take some stones! Spooky…
Now it’s Arizona. Another night game. The Husky
faithful has been tested, the weather might not be very happy, the ‘Zone’
might not be so fun…What’s a Husky fan to do?
And I still haven’t got over last year’s Arizona
game…Run the ball!! Give it to Deontae Cooper!!
Yup, what’s a Dawg fan to do??
Show up in Purple, be on time, and make some noise,
boycott the ‘Zone’….
Be like Groinman…they rarely search for flasks…
Not that I would ever do that flask thing, it’s
against stadium policy. But the ‘Zone’ is against fandom…
The season is in the balance, weather be damned,
let’s shove the weather down the ‘Cat’s throat…
Give the ‘Wildcats’ a bath…Cat’s hate baths…drop a
cat in a toilet, slam the lid, flush…
Oh, just a hint, somebody in Hawaii may be watching…
May Rich Rod give us a sideline side show…
Now that there is entertainment folks. That alone is
worth the price of admission…
Here it is, one AM Saturday morning…the game is in 15
hours, I should be in bed, but you can sleep when you’re dead. What the
heck, this is why Larry Scott invented night games, what the hell, there’s
only twelve of those silly football games…Long live women’s tennis…kiss the
Now for some Stevie Ray Vaugh…
“Couldn’t Stand The Weather…”
We’ll like it just fine come sundown…
As we turn the clocks back on the ‘Cat’s….
on…It’s a nice night….
For a Dawg
hold the phone! It’s now SUNUP! What the hell happened?? Spooky…
The darkened morning sky has a radiant rainbow right
thru the middle of the Cascade mountain range, spooky…There is no rainbow to
the east, and the clouds are pure black, perfect for Tailgater’s Sod-Bustin’
cougs and the colorful cardinals tonight in Pullmania. It would be fun to
watch that game, but there is no place I’d rather be than Husky Stadium.
BRING IT ON!!
ALL OF IT!!
Here’s a little treat for ya’…skip the ad.
Halloween candy can come later…